Really random, I think it’d be really cool if there was an au where in BOTW, Time and Twilight are both there as wolves right? So Wolfie and what ever the gold wolf would be called.
Now hear me out ya? Wild is going to the Rito village with Wolfie and Time and they hear about a craftsman thats been helping out at the village lately, and when they go to find this craftsman its actually Sky whos been reincarnated and gets to live a peaceful life.
So the first part of this post is exactly the plot of my story Wolf Pack!
I have an idea. What if we confiscated the assets of every executive who’s done this, redistributed those assets among the people THEY STRAIGHT-UP ROBBED, and then put those executives to death? How about that?
I know everyone says it’s best to just stick to “said” as a dialogue tag bc it disappears and that’s true and I mostly do but I want to take a moment for my all-time favorite dialogue tag, “lied.” Absolutely nothing hits like “‘I’m here to help,’ he lied.” NOTHING.
oh so they’re just saying the quiet part out loud? Good to know they’re just out and open now
That’s not the quiet part.
There’s something else, something they might not even be fully aware of themselves. The real quiet part is that if it was *their* child or *their* ectopic pregnancy they’d pull out all the stops to save their life or get their grandchild aborted. Planned Parenthood sees reactionaries and regressives all the time, and they are every bit the nightmare patients you’d imagine them to be. But the one thing all those patients have in common is that *their* abortion is *justified*, and the next week they’ll be outside the clinic again, rejoining the protestors for “killing their baby”.
It’d be one thing to have ghoulish principles, but the far-right have none at all.
When I was younger and had more time to waste on the internet, and spent a lot of time in various online forums getting into arguments – on purpose – I made up a game I called Six Degrees of Slut.
The game (which is a variation on the well known Six Degrees of Bacon) was very simple. In any discussion of abortion, see whether you could get the other side to articulate, within six back-and-forth exchanges, some variation of The Filthy Sluts Must Be Punished. Regardless of where their argument started, the goal of the game was to get them to admit that.
I never once lost a game of Six Degrees of Slut. On a few occasions the match was inconclusive - the other person left off arguing before we reached round six - but I never lost; I never once reached six rounds of debate with a prolifer without them expressing some variation on this sentiment. But what was really remarkable to me was, a lot of times, that there was no effort involved at all – they would blurt it out themselves, with effectively no provocation.
Scratch a prolifer, and you’ll find right under the surface the conviction that The Filthy Sluts Must Be Punished. I have never once yet found an exception. Sometimes you don’t even have to scratch.
nerds are all “acab” and “be gay do crime” until you write a fanfiction they don’t like, then they try to narc on you to the literal feds
you can’t say ACAB if what you really mean is you want you and your buddies to be the cops
wait idk if these tags are a joke or not . are people actually reporting others.. to federal authorities.. over fanfics?
Not a joke, tragically. It was trendy among antis for a while to report the ao3 to the fbi for “child pornography.” the fbi actually released a statement asking people to pretty please stop sending them false reports, because it was preventing them from investigating actual crimes. Genuinely embarrassing moment for fandom
Ah yes, antis protecting children by literally spamming CPS with reports about fanfiction. It’s not like they need this time to investigate cases about real children being harmed.
Yes, all of this. At the very least in the US, words are not illegal. Words are never illegal unless they’re admissions of having done, attempting to, or actively wanting to commit crimes. Fanfic is never a crime unless you seriously suspect that the author is referring to a real crime they’re committing, and no it doesn’t count just because you think that’s the only reason someone would write that. Fanart is slightly more potentially illegal, but stylized renditions of fictional underaged characters really aren’t going to be illegal. Frankly I wouldn’t report any non-photographic images that I don’t know or seriously suspect involved an actual minor. Do not waste people’s time that could be used actually investigating real CSA on fiction.
The secret to a peaceful tumblr experience is that every once in a while you gotta be deeply fucking cringe on main so only the strong will keep following you.
I’ve been cringe for so long that those following me now are extremophiles. If you’re reading my blog, then you’re like those bacteria that grow on the inside of nuclear reactors.
